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moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.

How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?



sometimes-i-understand-the-joker:

I CANNOT BELIEVE JUST HOW FUCKING QUICKLY EVERY WHISPER IMAGE HAS TURNED INTO HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!


daricemoore:

via 

daricemoore:

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tumblingdoe:

paintedgoat:

mclennonlovers:

typicalwelshnonsense:

some-kind-of-shane:

ptrpvn:

i wana cry 

An unreasonable amount of people don’t find bats adorable.

I was expecting to see the “One is not like the other” comment.

Why aren’t all my friends bats?

"Lindsey! You love bats!"


  • French teacher:okay now say something in french
  • Me:Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

sarastormborn:

Soooo my #Mikasa is going to need a sports bra…

sarastormborn:

Soooo my #Mikasa is going to need a sports bra…


splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

This happened to me once. Can verify.



It's 420 in Aus! blazin up
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weedporndaily: