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Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt


On what it was like shooting the purple wedding: ”All of us girls are sitting there, because it’s so hot in Dubrovnik in Croatia in the summer. So we’re all sitting with our skirts up around our necks, you know, playing scrabble. It’s very glamorous” — Natalie Dormer on Late Night with Seth Meyers (x)


my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’


i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat


I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

A Conversation After Buying Books
  • Me:*sigh* I have nothing to read!
  • Mom:You literally just bought 5 books two days ago.
  • Me:Yeah, but I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of emotional commitment just yet. I need a quick fling before I settle down.
  • Mom:...you're so dumb.


i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

  • other girls:straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me:short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.